*apologizes* *apologizes for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes for apologizing for apologizing for apologizing* *apologizes after you say its ok* *repeats cycle*
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
- me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
- me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup